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It caught our eye on Pinterest /

It was cool but not too cool /

We watched it get big /

While social celebs grazed hashtags /

and smirked; for cash

It didn’t ship to our postcode; so /

It would be ambitious /

DIY for the ages /

We’d carry Giza on our backs, /

Blog about it with our free hand

It was December’s festive speedway /

It was prior commitments /

But we’d find the time; /

It was drunk at Bunnings /

A giggling all-nighter, video’d to private

It was my turn, then it was your turn /

It was the last long trip /

It was a promise to quit; but /

Nine months looks bad on LinkedIN /

It was a neglected calendar

It was a sad boat out West /

Half built on yard stilts /

An accusation in unmown grass /

It was a shocking VISA bill /

A parking ticket in someone else’s car

It was fresh priorities /

It was a responsible fiction /

It was your mothers prediction /

It was cheap on TradeMe /

For a Follower who would take it